It Doesn't "Can" Be Good, It Just Will
Yes, we all know that music criticism is dead. Thing is, it’s not. They’re called growing pains. Or a sudden awareness of it’s somnambulism.
Watch Mr. David Milch expound on the role of the storyteller and tell me it doesn’t apply to the critic or the poet equally.
4:10pm, July 30th
ASSHOLE APPROPRIATOR MOTHERFUCKER

This guy really, really, really hates Francis Bacon. No love for graphically-appealing noir, no melodrama?
12:15pm, June 5th
Kansas Moon
My review of Roadkill #5 is up at Razorcake today, issue #50! Actually kind of inspiring, isn’t it?
8Hz was written about in ye olde big-time blog Culture Bully, too.
6:04pm, May 27th
Barcelona Barcelona I Want to Go to You

My interview with Fra Soler, booker of Primavera Sound, is up at The Daily Swarm.
10:24am, May 26th
Kid Dynamite Tribute Comp

This is a for-all-time always-in-the-back-brain band for me; I remember sitting in (any given) class, headphones on and head in hands, seething. A THIRTY-NINE track compilation, Carry the Torch: A Tribute to Kid Dynamite, comes out in July, and I can’t wait. Pre-orders here.
9:27pm, March 29th
We Need $
5%? There’s a lot of money in there I know, but bump that up to 8% and we’ve got a deal.
9:16pm, March 29th
Painful
“Interviewer”: There were a lot of rumors about you getting tasered by the police after wearing Jordans to a Reebok party.
Teh Cood: “It was never about Reebok, the brand or anything like that. Nike don’t always make the dopest shoes, no brand makes dope shit all the time. I was opposed to the shoes they tried to give me—I didn’t like them. I didn’t get into because it was Reebok people, I got into it with one individual who approached me the wrong way. I’m a man at the end of the day. I’m not a fighter, I don’t like violence—hell, I don’t even know if I know how to fight. I’m not a strategic fighter, that’s not my steez.”
10:19pm, March 24th
A Rip Apart
My two shiny new reviews are in print in Razorcake #49, and on the website. Just got my new revmats package, hopefully with some stuff worth my (and your) time.
12:13pm, March 24th
Check Out This Douche

This guy throws stupid shows with hot elites and shitty music from what it sounds like. “Did I mention shit’s upscale?”
12:49am, March 24th
Plumbing
Two different Jimi stories today, regarding new recorded material and an upcoming DVD of ‘behind-the-scenes’ footage. Nirvana getting reissued. EVERYTHING is getting reissued (Astral Weeks). They’re suffocating from lack of profit.
12:43am, March 24th
Yesplz
Bill Murray’s St. Paul Saints are making and giving a cephalically conjoined bobblehead doll of Al & Norm for their 2009 opener. WHADDAHOOT…send your price to ihascheeseburgers AT gmail.
http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/senate/41564507.html
10:23am, March 23rd
Little Lord Fucking Fauntleroy

SHIT’S IN THE FASHION & STYLE SECTION. How did that saying get so far detached, anyways?
4:17pm, March 9th
