took a nap earlier today and woke up feeling rested and pleasant so i was like damn these naps really work for me lemme take another one, so i did, but this time i woke up like fuck ive wasted my life and everythings meaningless and nothing will change, so then i was like maybe taking a nap is like an on/off switch so i take another one but after this nap i just woke up sweaty

greia:

himbofisher:

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

idk who all is still active on here but if anyone has any important questions to ask someone you love before they pass pls share it can be practical questions like med history or stuff about their life i would be forever grateful!

swallowedgirl:

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Anna Haifisch

bakwaaas:

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I’m not okay

(from ask polly)

u9nu50aubmq8avfsfgyzotdlbniugmaj:

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

deadshrike:

wailing because of. The fucking difficulty

storybookprincess:

not to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being sincere on the internet, but your presence matters to people & your absence is felt in ways you can’t possibly realize

i have a standing bi-weekly appointment for a medical treatment, and i ended up missing a few appointments in a row for various reasons. and when i came back to the infusion center earlier this week, the nurses couldn’t stop saying that they really missed me & were wondering why i hadn’t been in

it had never occurred to me that i was anything more than a job duty to them. it never occurred to me that they’d miss seeing me, even though i know that i miss seeing regular library patrons & wonder where they are when they’re away. i just never put two & two together that way

so yes, people would notice if you disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow. yes, people smile to themselves when you walk in the door. yes, your presence matters to far more people than you realize

postnuclearophelia:

my parents were like im going to make a daughter that is so beyond help

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

you know those little critical thinking questions that they had at the end of short stories in literature textbooks? we should start putting those in posts. i miss them,,,,,,

questions:

  1. what call to action is the author arguing for?
  2. why does this work lack capitalization? what might this tell you about the author? what might this tell you about the context this work is meant to be read in?
  3. is the addition of the questions self referential? does that make this post humorous? how so? how would the post be different without the addition of the questions?

noctude:

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

paper-mario-wiki:

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

pansylair:
“a homage to a tiny carnivorous marsupial
dunnarts are such a cool but under appreciated animal; born the size of a grain of rice with no bones but use their shoulder/arm muscle and tendon to find their mom’s teat, and no need for an adult...

pansylair:

a homage to a tiny carnivorous marsupial 

dunnarts are such a cool but under appreciated animal; born the size of a grain of rice with no bones but use their shoulder/arm muscle and tendon to find their mom’s teat, and no need for an adult to find water as its all sustained from their prey, lovely lil’ critters   

wishbow:

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armor studies 2021 - pam wishbow

my job is changing their return policy by A LOT and its gonna be way stricter (it was super lenient before) and all my coworkers are happy abt it bc customers were abusing the return policy but its like im the only one who isnt excited abt the change and its prob bc im a cashier so im gonna be one of the ppl that has to face the vitriol of angry customers who can no longer return their items -.-